(February 19, 2010 at 9:52 pm)Tiberius Wrote:(February 19, 2010 at 3:03 pm)Shell B Wrote: I should have known that would turn into penis boasting. I feel bad for your girlfriend's (note the assumption) cervix.Sorry to report I'm single. I've always wondered why my previous girlfriends kept saying "ouch" though, so I'm glad that's cleared up.
I don't know why, but it seemed fitting and made me giggle.