I have hair envy (and maybe scalp envy). I love long, or otherwise weird, hair on a guy, and so wish I could pull that look off. But my scalp can't handle it, and my hair just goes in all sorts of freakish directions when I do try to grow it.
"For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring." - Carl Sagan


