Fundimentalist Catholics in Ireland lobbying government

[EgoRaptor]

Don't worry kilic, we won't hurt your precious Turkey as long as you stay a good lapdog.

You can't hurt us, no. We existed without your assistance, and we certainly aren't going to get hurt with your snarls.
And when our unity is complete, then you will taste true fear as you did when the Huns, the Seljuks, Avars and the Ottomans have ventured through your lands as we were going to a picnic.

Or more likely you will just elect another Islamist dipshit.