Books to stay away from

[Rev. Rye]

I just have to ask though, Rev, does the guy get any money for his crap? Is his novel printed? Is it called (by some dimwits) to be sassy, fresh and a good read? No? That is why FSoG pisses me off so much. Yes, you can find whatever obscure fanfic, if you only dig deep enough (rule 34, dude!), but that this steaming pile of horsehockey was even considered by a publisher is just beyond me. I regret that I ever read the "series". (I put it in quotation marks, since the three books don't have enough content between them to make even one decent book).

It's not printed. I know that some may quibble at my use of the word "novel" to descibe the book, but, I really do think it fits: the OED defines the novel as: "a fictitious prose narrative of book length" It's fictitious, it's prose (even the song lyrics), there's some semblance of narrative, and, like I said, it's almost as long as the first Harry Potter book, so, by the standards of the Oxford English Dictionary, it is, technically, a novel.