De-Motivational

[Chas]

Are you serious?
Heisenberg principle. If you know a particle's speed, you can't know it's position.

Are YOU serious?? You're telling jokes that require knowledge of scientific principles and then acting incredulous when asked about the punchline. Good one. This is the kind of nerd joke that gets shared at junior high sleep-overs and only gets laughs from math club virgins. Tell that to a woman you've never met and her next words to you will be, "I should really get going."

Yes, he's serious. This is something that anyone should have learned in high school.

And if that woman doesn't get the joke then she really should get going.