Kentucky

[orogenicman]

I was born and raised in the shitwad redneck hoods ( literal hoods in Kentucky) of Kentucky. FML
My shitface dickwad fucktard dad was a redneck cousin fucking drug dealing junkie. FML
My dumbass mom was stupid enough to allow this mother fucker to impregnate her at the age of 19 while she had college and everything else going for, following becoming pregnant with four more children across my father and two other men. FML
My childhood and teens consisted of dealing with douchebag dad shit like, being restrained to a couch while he farted on my face, threats of breaking my neck if I crossed his parental boundaries, smoking pot in the house throughout my entire life, disappearing from my life like he was fucking David copperfield( which was great becuase I didn't have to deal with his shit), and dealing drugs and making me and my mom and siblings a target for other douchbag drug dealing junkies like himself to pick on. FML
Yes, I was born and raised in the hoods of Kentucky, where one of my family members was eventually pinned in the slammer for seven years for cooking crystal, on a multi million dollar Kingpin level. FML
But you know what, I honestly couldn't bring myself to give any fucks anymore, that's all nearly two decades in the past, and, despite my ranting, it no longer affects me.
My question for the forum is where did you grow up and what was your period of growth like, as in your childhood,teens, and even beyond that if you are still growing.

Well, I was born on a perfectly normal, though poor farm in Hardin County, Kentucky. My father was a veteran of WWII who didn't see action because he was too busy guarding the Hanford Nuclear reactor, although he didn't know what he was guarding at the time. I have many relatives who have fought in various wars, including WWII, the Korean War, Vietnam, Iraq, and Afghanistan. One died fighting Hitler's army, and is buried in Luxembourg. My mother was the youngest of 14 (10 girls, 4 boys), all Catholic from one of the families that started the first Catholic parish west of the Alleghenies (though I am an atheist). I am an 11th generation North American. My family heritage is so large that I am likely related to everyone, so be nice to me. I got my love for astronomy and geology from my father, and my love of cooking from my mother. I only mention this because I wanted people to know that not everybody in Kentucky lives or was raised in "shitwad redneck hoods", Kentucky, wherever the FUCK that is.