RE: Oops!
February 23, 2010 at 8:09 pm
(This post was last modified: February 23, 2010 at 8:23 pm by Oldandeasilyconfused.)
(February 23, 2010 at 8:05 pm)tavarish Wrote: I'll just let it be known that women are not people, they are objects sent by the lord Jesus Christ for our entertainment.
Hush yo mouth now boy.
We endured feminism so no one would ever say that again.
Quote:Or juvenile. . . that's fun for everyone.
Yes then no one gets put in gaol.
My favourite is probably an urban myth:
Seems the woman scorned still had a key. The bastard was away for a over a week. She went to his flat and sprinkled bird seed onto his shag pile and gave it a light water. When he got home there was lawn in his living room and some mixed vegetable seedlings.
THIS ONE is true:
I had been married about 3 months,we were sitting at the kitchen table having a coffee and a chat.It became quite a heated chat. Smiling sweetly, and looking me right in the eye,herself reached over, took the salt shaker and gently shook salt into my coffee. Like a fool,I fell off my chair laughing. I should have killed the bitch when I had the chance.
