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Dear God, Eve what have you done?

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Dear God, Eve what have you done?
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RE: Dear God, Eve what have you done?
January 4, 2014 at 1:05 am
Quote:God created Adam and Eve and left them alone to get to know each other. After a week He came back. "How's it going Adam?" He asked.

"Great!" says Adam.

"Eve's just down at the river, cleaning herself up a bit - we've been at it all week."

God looked up at the sky in dismay and exclaimed, "Hell! Now I'll never get the smell out of the fish."
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Dear God, Eve what have you done?

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Dear God, Eve what have you done? - by Belac Enrobso - January 3, 2014 at 11:57 pm
RE: Dear God, Eve what have you done? - by ChildOfReason - January 4, 2014 at 12:14 am
RE: Dear God, Eve what have you done? - by Belac Enrobso - January 4, 2014 at 12:17 am
RE: Dear God, Eve what have you done? - by ChildOfReason - January 4, 2014 at 12:25 am
RE: Dear God, Eve what have you done? - by Belac Enrobso - January 4, 2014 at 12:27 am
RE: Dear God, Eve what have you done? - by ChildOfReason - January 4, 2014 at 12:28 am
RE: Dear God, Eve what have you done? - by Belac Enrobso - January 4, 2014 at 12:48 am
RE: Dear God, Eve what have you done? - by Drich - January 4, 2014 at 12:52 am
RE: Dear God, Eve what have you done? - by Belac Enrobso - January 4, 2014 at 1:07 am
RE: Dear God, Eve what have you done? - by Drich - January 4, 2014 at 1:14 am
RE: Dear God, Eve what have you done? - by Belac Enrobso - January 4, 2014 at 1:18 am
RE: Dear God, Eve what have you done? - by Drich - January 4, 2014 at 1:38 am
RE: Dear God, Eve what have you done? - by Belac Enrobso - January 4, 2014 at 1:40 am
RE: Dear God, Eve what have you done? - by Ksa - January 4, 2014 at 9:34 pm
RE: Dear God, Eve what have you done? - by Cinjin - January 4, 2014 at 9:59 pm
RE: Dear God, Eve what have you done? - by Mystical - January 4, 2014 at 12:55 am
RE: Dear God, Eve what have you done? - by Minimalist - January 4, 2014 at 1:05 am
RE: Dear God, Eve what have you done? - by Brakeman - January 4, 2014 at 1:15 am
RE: Dear God, Eve what have you done? - by Drich - January 4, 2014 at 1:31 am
RE: Dear God, Eve what have you done? - by Brakeman - January 4, 2014 at 2:06 pm
RE: Dear God, Eve what have you done? - by Drich - January 4, 2014 at 2:32 pm
RE: Dear God, Eve what have you done? - by Brakeman - January 4, 2014 at 11:19 pm
RE: Dear God, Eve what have you done? - by Esquilax - January 6, 2014 at 5:57 am
RE: Dear God, Eve what have you done? - by Drich - January 6, 2014 at 12:56 pm
RE: Dear God, Eve what have you done? - by Esquilax - January 6, 2014 at 1:04 pm
RE: Dear God, Eve what have you done? - by Drich - January 6, 2014 at 1:16 pm
RE: Dear God, Eve what have you done? - by Esquilax - January 6, 2014 at 1:23 pm
RE: Dear God, Eve what have you done? - by Belac Enrobso - January 6, 2014 at 2:05 pm
RE: Dear God, Eve what have you done? - by BrokenQuill92 - January 4, 2014 at 1:19 am
RE: Dear God, Eve what have you done? - by Mystical - January 4, 2014 at 1:23 am
RE: Dear God, Eve what have you done? - by Drich - January 4, 2014 at 1:51 am
RE: Dear God, Eve what have you done? - by Mystical - January 4, 2014 at 2:25 pm
RE: Dear God, Eve what have you done? - by Belac Enrobso - January 4, 2014 at 5:27 pm
RE: Dear God, Eve what have you done? - by Drich - January 5, 2014 at 1:11 am
RE: Dear God, Eve what have you done? - by Belac Enrobso - January 4, 2014 at 1:37 am
RE: Dear God, Eve what have you done? - by CapnAwesome - January 4, 2014 at 5:28 pm
RE: Dear God, Eve what have you done? - by Minimalist - January 4, 2014 at 9:43 pm
RE: Dear God, Eve what have you done? - by NoraBrimstone - January 5, 2014 at 4:28 pm
RE: Dear God, Eve what have you done? - by Mystical - January 6, 2014 at 5:52 am
RE: Dear God, Eve what have you done? - by Jacob(smooth) - January 6, 2014 at 1:08 pm
RE: Dear God, Eve what have you done? - by Mystical - January 7, 2014 at 4:59 am
RE: Dear God, Eve what have you done? - by Ryantology - January 6, 2014 at 1:05 pm
RE: Dear God, Eve what have you done? - by Drich - January 6, 2014 at 1:46 pm
RE: Dear God, Eve what have you done? - by Ryantology - January 7, 2014 at 5:56 am
RE: Dear God, Eve what have you done? - by Drich - January 7, 2014 at 2:00 pm
RE: Dear God, Eve what have you done? - by Esquilax - January 7, 2014 at 11:54 pm
RE: Dear God, Eve what have you done? - by Drich - January 6, 2014 at 5:06 pm
RE: Dear God, Eve what have you done? - by Esquilax - January 7, 2014 at 12:35 am
RE: Dear God, Eve what have you done? - by Belac Enrobso - January 6, 2014 at 6:35 pm
RE: Dear God, Eve what have you done? - by Drich - January 7, 2014 at 10:50 am
RE: Dear God, Eve what have you done? - by Esquilax - January 7, 2014 at 11:07 am
RE: Dear God, Eve what have you done? - by Ksa - January 6, 2014 at 8:54 pm
RE: Dear God, Eve what have you done? - by Belac Enrobso - January 7, 2014 at 6:31 pm
RE: Dear God, Eve what have you done? - by Drich - January 8, 2014 at 12:26 am
RE: Dear God, Eve what have you done? - by Esquilax - January 8, 2014 at 4:17 am
RE: Dear God, Eve what have you done? - by Drich - January 8, 2014 at 12:28 pm
RE: Dear God, Eve what have you done? - by Esquilax - January 8, 2014 at 1:14 pm
RE: Dear God, Eve what have you done? - by Drich - January 8, 2014 at 2:43 pm
RE: Dear God, Eve what have you done? - by Esquilax - January 9, 2014 at 12:09 am
RE: Dear God, Eve what have you done? - by Drich - January 9, 2014 at 10:34 am
RE: Dear God, Eve what have you done? - by Esquilax - January 9, 2014 at 11:06 am
RE: Dear God, Eve what have you done? - by Mystical - January 9, 2014 at 2:25 pm
RE: Dear God, Eve what have you done? - by Mystical - January 7, 2014 at 7:41 pm
RE: Dear God, Eve what have you done? - by Belac Enrobso - January 7, 2014 at 8:58 pm
RE: Dear God, Eve what have you done? - by Mystical - January 7, 2014 at 9:27 pm
RE: Dear God, Eve what have you done? - by Mystical - January 8, 2014 at 3:21 am
RE: Dear God, Eve what have you done? - by Drich - January 8, 2014 at 11:07 am
RE: Dear God, Eve what have you done? - by Crossless1 - January 8, 2014 at 11:59 am
RE: Dear God, Eve what have you done? - by Drich - January 8, 2014 at 12:49 pm
RE: Dear God, Eve what have you done? - by Belac Enrobso - January 8, 2014 at 6:17 am
RE: Dear God, Eve what have you done? - by Belac Enrobso - January 8, 2014 at 12:45 pm
RE: Dear God, Eve what have you done? - by Drich - January 8, 2014 at 12:58 pm
RE: Dear God, Eve what have you done? - by Belac Enrobso - January 8, 2014 at 12:55 pm
RE: Dear God, Eve what have you done? - by Drich - January 8, 2014 at 1:10 pm
RE: Dear God, Eve what have you done? - by Belac Enrobso - January 8, 2014 at 1:07 pm
RE: Dear God, Eve what have you done? - by Drich - January 8, 2014 at 1:17 pm
RE: Dear God, Eve what have you done? - by Jacob(smooth) - January 8, 2014 at 1:40 pm
RE: Dear God, Eve what have you done? - by Belac Enrobso - January 8, 2014 at 2:06 pm
RE: Dear God, Eve what have you done? - by Mudhammam - January 8, 2014 at 8:00 pm
RE: Dear God, Eve what have you done? - by Mystical - January 9, 2014 at 11:20 am
RE: Dear God, Eve what have you done? - by Drich - January 9, 2014 at 2:57 pm
RE: Dear God, Eve what have you done? - by Esquilax - January 9, 2014 at 11:45 pm
RE: Dear God, Eve what have you done? - by Drich - January 10, 2014 at 1:35 am
RE: Dear God, Eve what have you done? - by Esquilax - January 10, 2014 at 1:55 am
RE: Dear God, Eve what have you done? - by Drich - January 10, 2014 at 2:11 am
RE: Dear God, Eve what have you done? - by Esquilax - January 10, 2014 at 2:18 am
RE: Dear God, Eve what have you done? - by Mystical - January 9, 2014 at 5:26 pm
RE: Dear God, Eve what have you done? - by Drich - January 9, 2014 at 10:01 pm
RE: Dear God, Eve what have you done? - by KichigaiNeko - January 9, 2014 at 10:11 pm
RE: Dear God, Eve what have you done? - by Mystical - January 9, 2014 at 10:34 pm

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