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[The Reality Salesman01]

God does not play dice with the universe: He plays an ineffable game of His own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players [i.e. everybody], to being involved in an obscure and complex variant of poker in a pitch-dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a Dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time.

Terry Pratchett.

That is one dubious God. A God that works so mysteriously so as one cannot even distinguish what it does, might as well not be there at all in my opinion. Furthermore, praying to such a God sounds about as reliable as what one should expect from trying the remedies offered by homeopathy. I don't understand how so many people seem to willfully mistake their unreliable intuition that correlates with coincidence with divine intervention or miraculous cures derrived from deluded mineral water. Ironically, if I did I rain dance, and it rained, such individuals would likely have no problem shifting gears to point out the oversight in my attributing such correlation with causation. It's mind boggling.