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Bloody poll: would you worship a God whose existence was certain?

Poll: Atheists: Would you worship the for real xtian God? Theists: Would you switch teams to worship the one shown to actually exist?
This poll is closed.
Athiest: You're damn right. Atta' boy, God. You the man!
7.79%
 6 7.79%
Atheist: Meh, I still just don't care.
15.58%
 12 15.58%
Atheist: Hell no. That bloody bastard has some splaining to do!
66.23%
 51 66.23%
Theist: Absolutely. I'd burn all my bibles, burn my crosses and get me to the new temple a.s.a.p..
0%
 0 0%
Theist: I honestly don't know what I'd do. I'd probably hope the science was wrong and stick my head in the sand.
0%
 0 0%
Theist: No frickin' way. Jehovah's our boy and we're stickin' with him. Science, bah!
2.60%
 2 2.60%
I don't do polls. They're lame .. or at least this one is.
7.79%
 6 7.79%
Total 77 vote(s) 100%
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Bloody poll: would you worship a God whose existence was certain?
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RE: Bloody poll: would you worship a God whose existence was certain?
January 9, 2014 at 12:57 pm
(January 9, 2014 at 12:42 pm)Ivy Wrote: If not doing so would send me to eternal torture, yes. I'd worship. Though, inside I'd be doing this:
[Image: thefinger_zps06ac6efd.jpg]

Add to this: What's this joker even done to deserve my worship?

And if God is going to submit me to eternal torture because my "worship" isn't sincere (because, you know, God is supposed to be omniscient and would know) than he's an asshole who shouldn't get the satisfaction of me even pretending to worship him.
Teenaged X-Files obsession + Bermuda Triangle episode + Self-led school research project = Atheist.
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RE: Bloody poll: would you worship a God whose existence was certain? - by Clueless Morgan - January 9, 2014 at 12:57 pm

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