Bloody poll: would you worship a God whose existence was certain?

[Fruity]

If not doing so would send me to eternal torture, yes. I'd worship. Though, inside I'd be doing this:

Add to this: What's this joker even done to deserve my worship?

And if God is going to submit me to eternal torture because my "worship" isn't sincere (because, you know, God is supposed to be omniscient and would know) than he's an asshole who shouldn't get the satisfaction of me even pretending to worship him.

You'd not do it, and rather be tortured? For real? Son of a bitch might not deserve my worshipin', but I certainly don't want to be tortured. Sounds cowardly, but meh. I'm not afraid to admit that if this were to actually happen, I'd be scared for my eternal life!

*runs around naked, arms in air, screamin' "I'm scurred!"


...but! So far, I'm pretty sure there is no god. Sooooooooo... fuck it. I must be clear, though, if there was a god, I'd be pretty darn pissed at the son of a bitch. I just don't find a point in trying to make myself feel all muscular and shit by thinking I'd be brave enough to encounter a lava lake and jump.