Sorry - it just struck my funnybone when I saw it! 
@Kichi: Just been reading about Ada Lovelace in one of my xmas presents; fascinating lady. Daughter of Lord Byron and the first person to recognise the potential in Babbage's Difference Engine - she imagined a time when people would paint pictures, write poems and compose music on such machines.

@Kichi: Just been reading about Ada Lovelace in one of my xmas presents; fascinating lady. Daughter of Lord Byron and the first person to recognise the potential in Babbage's Difference Engine - she imagined a time when people would paint pictures, write poems and compose music on such machines.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'