(January 15, 2014 at 12:28 pm)It Is i Wrote: Depending on various factors (time of day, relative humidity, barometric pressure, how much weed I've blazed) I usually approach my crumpet very slowly, almost stealthy. I find that if not approached properly, the opening is far less climactic. Then, once properly brought in for a closer look, I gently peel open the warm folds to expose the marvelous nooks and crannies contained within. Once I've penetrated the exterior, I slide my knife in slowly, as to suggest opening, and then I withdraw my blade and re-insert it again over and over all the way around the yummy goodness until she splits open like a volcano. Next, I spread my jam all over the warm, gaping beauty. You ain't seen nothin til your down on a muffin, I'm tellin ya.
Wait. What the hell are we talking about herehock:
I like this one. Let's make this one stay.
Pointing around: "Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, you're cool, fuck you, I'm out!"
Half Baked
"Let the atheists come to me, and stop keeping them away, because the kingdom of heathens belongs to people like these." -Saint Bacon
Half Baked
"Let the atheists come to me, and stop keeping them away, because the kingdom of heathens belongs to people like these." -Saint Bacon
