I used to get a lot of them. They visited me damn near every week; always early in the morning and usually on the weekend. I'd always tell them I'm not interested and be polite about it, sometimes saying "no thank you." Eventually, though, it got a little old; I mean, I wanted to sleep in. So I started asking them not to come back, and they ignored my requests.
Then, one day, I was having a bad day. I had a painful toothache that was just ruining my day, I had spent the whole night before up, writing a paper and when I opened the door for them the cat (who had yet to have been fixed) ran out. That's when I just unloaded on them. I yelled about how obnoxious they are and how stupid their religion is and I told them that it's their fault th cat got away and that if they aren't going to help me catch her, to get the fuck away from here.
They never returned.
Then, one day, I was having a bad day. I had a painful toothache that was just ruining my day, I had spent the whole night before up, writing a paper and when I opened the door for them the cat (who had yet to have been fixed) ran out. That's when I just unloaded on them. I yelled about how obnoxious they are and how stupid their religion is and I told them that it's their fault th cat got away and that if they aren't going to help me catch her, to get the fuck away from here.
They never returned.
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"If you cling to something as the absolute truth and you are caught in it, when the truth comes in person to knock on your door you will refuse to let it in." ~ Siddhartha Gautama
"If you cling to something as the absolute truth and you are caught in it, when the truth comes in person to knock on your door you will refuse to let it in." ~ Siddhartha Gautama
