When I first heard about this, and how the fans were outraged, I thought Rowling had said it should have been Harry and Ron.
Or "get a life" or something.
Or "get a life" or something.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'