Adventures in Cock/Cunt-Blocking
February 5, 2014 at 8:01 pm
(This post was last modified: February 5, 2014 at 8:10 pm by My imaginary friend is GOD.)
Inspired by what happened to me and my friends last night, tell a story of a time you were totally cock/cunt-blocked. They say misery loves company, after all.
I didn't put this in the Area 69 forum because I expect that the stories will not get beyond PG-13 rating.
My story from last night: A friend invited me to his apartment. First, we drank and played Wii. Then we drank and played Cards Against Humanity. Then we were all wasted and played the "spin the bottle" variant of Truth or Dare. Note that I was the only single one there. There were two gay guys, two straight guys, one bisexual woman, and me (a lesbian if you didn't know). Truth or Dare pretty much right away turned into Sexy/Strip Truth or Dare. All the dares were basically designed to turn everyone on. By the end of it, everyone was at least half naked. I was displaying bare breasts. (Which one of the straight guys high-fived me for.) If things had gone on, things might have legitimately turned into an orgy.
That was when it happened. My host's roommate came in and immediately said, "This is NOT okay." Instead of just going to her room, she stuck around while everyone put on their clothes. Someone said to our host, "I'm sorry if we offended her." I cracked, "It's easy to offend a Christian." She heard this and she went, "It has NOTHING to do with being a Christian. I have MORALS." I was just stunned at that point. Someone else apologized for getting our host in trouble with his roommate and he assured everyone that it was fine. As soon as we were out of her earshot, I couldn't help but make fun of her. After all, who the FUCK does she think she is, saying that I don't have morals? My whole life, my moral values have been extremely important to me, they just happen to be strongly sex-positive whereas hers are not. And it was total bullshit that her anger had nothing to do with being a Christian, because where the hell does she think she got the idea that nudity was something to be ashamed and embarrassed about?
Anyway, your turn.
I didn't put this in the Area 69 forum because I expect that the stories will not get beyond PG-13 rating.
My story from last night: A friend invited me to his apartment. First, we drank and played Wii. Then we drank and played Cards Against Humanity. Then we were all wasted and played the "spin the bottle" variant of Truth or Dare. Note that I was the only single one there. There were two gay guys, two straight guys, one bisexual woman, and me (a lesbian if you didn't know). Truth or Dare pretty much right away turned into Sexy/Strip Truth or Dare. All the dares were basically designed to turn everyone on. By the end of it, everyone was at least half naked. I was displaying bare breasts. (Which one of the straight guys high-fived me for.) If things had gone on, things might have legitimately turned into an orgy.
That was when it happened. My host's roommate came in and immediately said, "This is NOT okay." Instead of just going to her room, she stuck around while everyone put on their clothes. Someone said to our host, "I'm sorry if we offended her." I cracked, "It's easy to offend a Christian." She heard this and she went, "It has NOTHING to do with being a Christian. I have MORALS." I was just stunned at that point. Someone else apologized for getting our host in trouble with his roommate and he assured everyone that it was fine. As soon as we were out of her earshot, I couldn't help but make fun of her. After all, who the FUCK does she think she is, saying that I don't have morals? My whole life, my moral values have been extremely important to me, they just happen to be strongly sex-positive whereas hers are not. And it was total bullshit that her anger had nothing to do with being a Christian, because where the hell does she think she got the idea that nudity was something to be ashamed and embarrassed about?
Anyway, your turn.
