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The Bible Takes It Up The Ass, Again!
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RE: The Bible Takes It Up The Ass, Again!
(February 5, 2014 at 6:25 pm)truthBtold Wrote: Why is it that for 40 years, thousands of people supposedly wandered the dessert and not one piece of evidence. ... really??

And why exactly did they wander around in such a small geographic area for 40 years and not get anywhere. Hell, just follow the coast line and you'd probably make it to the other side in 40 days.

"Moses, why don't you stop and ask for directions?"

"Oi, get off my back Zipporah. I know where we're going."

"Look, there's the same sand dune we passed a week ago. We're going around in circles, I tell ya."

"What, you wanna drive this caravan now? Don't you forget, Yahweh spoke to me."

"Oh, so the big man speaks to you and now you know everything? Admit it. You just too proud stop and ask those merchants we past yesterday for directions."

"Look, Yahweh picked me to lead the people to the promised land. You sayin you know better than the Lord who he shoulda picked?"
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"The trinity can be equated to having your cake and eating it too."
...      -Lucent, trying to defend the Trinity concept
"(Yahweh's) actions are good because (Yahweh) is the ultimate standard of goodness. That’s not begging the question"
...       -Statler Waldorf, Christian apologist
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The Bible Takes It Up The Ass, Again! - by Minimalist - February 4, 2014 at 5:24 pm
RE: The Bible Takes It Up The Ass, Again! - by No_God - February 4, 2014 at 5:32 pm
RE: The Bible Takes It Up The Ass, Again! - by max-greece - February 4, 2014 at 5:39 pm
RE: The Bible Takes It Up The Ass, Again! - by Alex K - February 4, 2014 at 5:47 pm
RE: The Bible Takes It Up The Ass, Again! - by ronedee - February 4, 2014 at 6:00 pm
RE: The Bible Takes It Up The Ass, Again! - by Cyberman - February 4, 2014 at 7:39 pm
RE: The Bible Takes It Up The Ass, Again! - by DeistPaladin - February 4, 2014 at 8:53 pm
RE: The Bible Takes It Up The Ass, Again! - by themonkeyman - February 4, 2014 at 9:49 pm
RE: The Bible Takes It Up The Ass, Again! - by Chad32 - February 4, 2014 at 6:06 pm
RE: The Bible Takes It Up The Ass, Again! - by Drich - February 4, 2014 at 6:52 pm
RE: The Bible Takes It Up The Ass, Again! - by Angrboda - February 4, 2014 at 7:31 pm
RE: The Bible Takes It Up The Ass, Again! - by Whateverist - February 4, 2014 at 8:50 pm
RE: The Bible Takes It Up The Ass, Again! - by Ryantology - February 4, 2014 at 9:13 pm
RE: The Bible Takes It Up The Ass, Again! - by Tonus - February 4, 2014 at 7:26 pm
RE: The Bible Takes It Up The Ass, Again! - by Minimalist - February 4, 2014 at 7:45 pm
RE: The Bible Takes It Up The Ass, Again! - by Jacob(smooth) - February 5, 2014 at 3:12 am
RE: The Bible Takes It Up The Ass, Again! - by Minimalist - February 4, 2014 at 9:12 pm
RE: The Bible Takes It Up The Ass, Again! - by Drich - February 4, 2014 at 9:42 pm
RE: The Bible Takes It Up The Ass, Again! - by max-greece - February 5, 2014 at 2:26 am
RE: The Bible Takes It Up The Ass, Again! - by Drich - February 5, 2014 at 11:12 am
RE: The Bible Takes It Up The Ass, Again! - by Whateverist - February 5, 2014 at 1:08 pm
RE: The Bible Takes It Up The Ass, Again! - by Dragonetti - February 5, 2014 at 2:43 am
RE: The Bible Takes It Up The Ass, Again! - by Cato - February 5, 2014 at 3:44 am
RE: The Bible Takes It Up The Ass, Again! - by Minimalist - February 5, 2014 at 3:11 pm
RE: The Bible Takes It Up The Ass, Again! - by DeistPaladin - February 5, 2014 at 3:48 pm
RE: The Bible Takes It Up The Ass, Again! - by Drich - February 5, 2014 at 6:19 pm
RE: The Bible Takes It Up The Ass, Again! - by max-greece - February 5, 2014 at 4:16 pm
RE: The Bible Takes It Up The Ass, Again! - by Minimalist - February 5, 2014 at 4:23 pm
RE: The Bible Takes It Up The Ass, Again! - by truthBtold - February 5, 2014 at 6:25 pm
RE: The Bible Takes It Up The Ass, Again! - by DeistPaladin - February 5, 2014 at 9:59 pm
RE: The Bible Takes It Up The Ass, Again! - by Chad32 - February 5, 2014 at 6:31 pm
RE: The Bible Takes It Up The Ass, Again! - by Angrboda - February 5, 2014 at 7:04 pm
RE: The Bible Takes It Up The Ass, Again! - by Chad32 - February 5, 2014 at 7:14 pm
RE: The Bible Takes It Up The Ass, Again! - by Minimalist - February 5, 2014 at 7:18 pm
RE: The Bible Takes It Up The Ass, Again! - by Ryantology - February 5, 2014 at 9:09 pm
RE: The Bible Takes It Up The Ass, Again! - by Minimalist - February 5, 2014 at 9:35 pm
RE: The Bible Takes It Up The Ass, Again! - by Ryantology - February 5, 2014 at 10:53 pm
RE: The Bible Takes It Up The Ass, Again! - by Minimalist - February 5, 2014 at 10:33 pm
RE: The Bible Takes It Up The Ass, Again! - by Drich - February 6, 2014 at 9:52 am
RE: The Bible Takes It Up The Ass, Again! - by EvolutionKills - February 6, 2014 at 10:25 am
RE: The Bible Takes It Up The Ass, Again! - by Drich - February 6, 2014 at 11:02 am
RE: The Bible Takes It Up The Ass, Again! - by Godschild - February 6, 2014 at 1:20 am
RE: The Bible Takes It Up The Ass, Again! - by Esquilax - February 6, 2014 at 1:34 am
RE: The Bible Takes It Up The Ass, Again! - by Ryantology - February 6, 2014 at 3:04 am
RE: The Bible Takes It Up The Ass, Again! - by Esquilax - February 6, 2014 at 5:37 am
RE: The Bible Takes It Up The Ass, Again! - by Godschild - February 6, 2014 at 11:45 pm
RE: The Bible Takes It Up The Ass, Again! - by Esquilax - February 7, 2014 at 1:40 am
RE: The Bible Takes It Up The Ass, Again! - by Ryantology - February 7, 2014 at 2:13 am
RE: The Bible Takes It Up The Ass, Again! - by Godschild - February 6, 2014 at 11:22 pm
RE: The Bible Takes It Up The Ass, Again! - by EvolutionKills - February 7, 2014 at 11:48 am
RE: The Bible Takes It Up The Ass, Again! - by Cyberman - February 9, 2014 at 2:48 pm
RE: The Bible Takes It Up The Ass, Again! - by Cyberman - February 6, 2014 at 1:43 am
RE: The Bible Takes It Up The Ass, Again! - by max-greece - February 6, 2014 at 2:51 am
RE: The Bible Takes It Up The Ass, Again! - by Tonus - February 6, 2014 at 6:58 am
RE: The Bible Takes It Up The Ass, Again! - by max-greece - February 6, 2014 at 7:22 am
RE: The Bible Takes It Up The Ass, Again! - by Bad Wolf - February 6, 2014 at 7:13 am
RE: The Bible Takes It Up The Ass, Again! - by truthBtold - February 6, 2014 at 9:15 am
RE: The Bible Takes It Up The Ass, Again! - by max-greece - February 6, 2014 at 11:31 am
RE: The Bible Takes It Up The Ass, Again! - by Jacob(smooth) - February 6, 2014 at 11:55 am
The Bible Takes It Up The Ass, Again! - by Rampant.A.I. - February 6, 2014 at 12:09 pm
RE: The Bible Takes It Up The Ass, Again! - by Jacob(smooth) - February 6, 2014 at 12:10 pm
RE: The Bible Takes It Up The Ass, Again! - by truthBtold - February 7, 2014 at 7:39 am
RE: The Bible Takes It Up The Ass, Again! - by Chad32 - February 6, 2014 at 12:13 pm
RE: The Bible Takes It Up The Ass, Again! - by Jacob(smooth) - February 6, 2014 at 12:15 pm
RE: The Bible Takes It Up The Ass, Again! - by Cyberman - February 6, 2014 at 12:14 pm
RE: The Bible Takes It Up The Ass, Again! - by Chad32 - February 6, 2014 at 12:15 pm
The Bible Takes It Up The Ass, Again! - by Rampant.A.I. - February 6, 2014 at 12:33 pm
RE: The Bible Takes It Up The Ass, Again! - by max-greece - February 6, 2014 at 12:35 pm
RE: The Bible Takes It Up The Ass, Again! - by Chad32 - February 6, 2014 at 12:35 pm
RE: The Bible Takes It Up The Ass, Again! - by Jacob(smooth) - February 6, 2014 at 12:37 pm
The Bible Takes It Up The Ass, Again! - by Rampant.A.I. - February 6, 2014 at 1:33 pm
RE: The Bible Takes It Up The Ass, Again! - by Esquilax - February 6, 2014 at 1:35 pm
RE: The Bible Takes It Up The Ass, Again! - by Jacob(smooth) - February 6, 2014 at 1:53 pm
RE: The Bible Takes It Up The Ass, Again! - by Chad32 - February 6, 2014 at 3:32 pm
RE: The Bible Takes It Up The Ass, Again! - by Minimalist - February 6, 2014 at 2:33 pm
RE: The Bible Takes It Up The Ass, Again! - by Jacob(smooth) - February 6, 2014 at 2:47 pm
RE: The Bible Takes It Up The Ass, Again! - by Minimalist - February 6, 2014 at 2:55 pm
RE: The Bible Takes It Up The Ass, Again! - by Boris Karloff - February 6, 2014 at 11:44 pm
RE: The Bible Takes It Up The Ass, Again! - by Boris Karloff - February 7, 2014 at 12:05 am
RE: The Bible Takes It Up The Ass, Again! - by Minimalist - February 7, 2014 at 2:36 am
RE: The Bible Takes It Up The Ass, Again! - by Godschild - February 10, 2014 at 9:02 pm
RE: The Bible Takes It Up The Ass, Again! - by EvolutionKills - February 11, 2014 at 12:54 am
RE: The Bible Takes It Up The Ass, Again! - by Godschild - February 11, 2014 at 12:50 pm
RE: The Bible Takes It Up The Ass, Again! - by EvolutionKills - February 12, 2014 at 12:56 am
RE: The Bible Takes It Up The Ass, Again! - by KichigaiNeko - February 14, 2014 at 10:06 am
RE: The Bible Takes It Up The Ass, Again! - by Minimalist - February 7, 2014 at 2:24 pm
The Bible Takes It Up The Ass, Again! - by Rampant.A.I. - February 9, 2014 at 4:41 pm
RE: The Bible Takes It Up The Ass, Again! - by Minimalist - February 10, 2014 at 9:21 pm
RE: The Bible Takes It Up The Ass, Again! - by DeistPaladin - February 10, 2014 at 10:55 pm
RE: The Bible Takes It Up The Ass, Again! - by Godschild - February 11, 2014 at 1:22 pm
RE: The Bible Takes It Up The Ass, Again! - by Minimalist - February 11, 2014 at 3:46 pm
RE: The Bible Takes It Up The Ass, Again! - by DeistPaladin - February 11, 2014 at 9:01 pm
RE: The Bible Takes It Up The Ass, Again! - by Angrboda - February 10, 2014 at 10:58 pm
RE: The Bible Takes It Up The Ass, Again! - by Minimalist - February 10, 2014 at 11:09 pm
RE: The Bible Takes It Up The Ass, Again! - by Minimalist - February 11, 2014 at 1:00 pm
RE: The Bible Takes It Up The Ass, Again! - by max-greece - February 11, 2014 at 1:08 pm
RE: The Bible Takes It Up The Ass, Again! - by Ryantology - February 11, 2014 at 1:09 pm
RE: The Bible Takes It Up The Ass, Again! - by Minimalist - February 11, 2014 at 1:12 pm
RE: The Bible Takes It Up The Ass, Again! - by Jacob(smooth) - February 11, 2014 at 1:43 pm
RE: The Bible Takes It Up The Ass, Again! - by Ryantology - February 11, 2014 at 1:59 pm
RE: The Bible Takes It Up The Ass, Again! - by Jacob(smooth) - February 11, 2014 at 6:41 pm
RE: The Bible Takes It Up The Ass, Again! - by Minimalist - February 11, 2014 at 10:06 pm
RE: The Bible Takes It Up The Ass, Again! - by Godschild - February 12, 2014 at 12:10 am
RE: The Bible Takes It Up The Ass, Again! - by DeistPaladin - February 12, 2014 at 12:50 am
RE: The Bible Takes It Up The Ass, Again! - by Godschild - February 12, 2014 at 12:26 pm
RE: The Bible Takes It Up The Ass, Again! - by Angrboda - February 12, 2014 at 1:54 pm
RE: The Bible Takes It Up The Ass, Again! - by EvolutionKills - February 12, 2014 at 2:19 pm
RE: The Bible Takes It Up The Ass, Again! - by DeistPaladin - February 12, 2014 at 3:45 pm
RE: The Bible Takes It Up The Ass, Again! - by Angrboda - February 12, 2014 at 1:58 am
RE: The Bible Takes It Up The Ass, Again! - by Jacob(smooth) - February 12, 2014 at 1:59 pm
RE: The Bible Takes It Up The Ass, Again! - by Minimalist - February 12, 2014 at 2:08 pm
RE: The Bible Takes It Up The Ass, Again! - by Minimalist - February 12, 2014 at 3:52 pm
RE: The Bible Takes It Up The Ass, Again! - by DeistPaladin - February 12, 2014 at 4:43 pm
RE: The Bible Takes It Up The Ass, Again! - by Minimalist - February 12, 2014 at 4:59 pm
RE: The Bible Takes It Up The Ass, Again! - by Godschild - February 13, 2014 at 6:53 pm
RE: The Bible Takes It Up The Ass, Again! - by DeistPaladin - February 13, 2014 at 7:26 pm
RE: The Bible Takes It Up The Ass, Again! - by Godschild - February 14, 2014 at 2:52 pm
RE: The Bible Takes It Up The Ass, Again! - by EvolutionKills - February 14, 2014 at 5:28 am
RE: The Bible Takes It Up The Ass, Again! - by Godschild - February 14, 2014 at 3:03 pm
RE: The Bible Takes It Up The Ass, Again! - by EvolutionKills - February 15, 2014 at 9:19 am
RE: The Bible Takes It Up The Ass, Again! - by xpastor - February 16, 2014 at 8:33 am
RE: The Bible Takes It Up The Ass, Again! - by Esquilax - February 14, 2014 at 5:38 am
RE: The Bible Takes It Up The Ass, Again! - by Bad Wolf - February 14, 2014 at 2:54 pm
RE: The Bible Takes It Up The Ass, Again! - by truthBtold - February 14, 2014 at 2:58 pm
RE: The Bible Takes It Up The Ass, Again! - by Minimalist - February 14, 2014 at 4:32 pm
RE: The Bible Takes It Up The Ass, Again! - by Justtristo - February 14, 2014 at 9:32 pm
RE: The Bible Takes It Up The Ass, Again! - by Bad Wolf - February 15, 2014 at 8:44 am
RE: The Bible Takes It Up The Ass, Again! - by Minimalist - February 16, 2014 at 2:01 am
RE: The Bible Takes It Up The Ass, Again! - by Chad32 - February 16, 2014 at 10:32 am
RE: The Bible Takes It Up The Ass, Again! - by Cyberman - February 16, 2014 at 5:06 pm

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