(February 5, 2014 at 8:33 pm)BrokenQuill92 Wrote: Mine mostly involves my BFF Zack. He is literally the world's biggest gay 7'2" and he finds it immensely funny to come up and kiss me on the cheek, slap my ass and say "what's up baby" when I'm trying to flirt. why can't I have normal friends?
This reminds me of what I did to my friend once (yes I was that asshole cock blocker). My buddy wanted to go to a Bath and Body Works to pick up some stuff for his mother on for her birthday, so he went in while I finished a cigarette outside. When I came in he was talking to with a girl, and I just walked right up to him and grabbed a big ole handful of man ass and said, "Hey sweetie, who's your new friend?" I don't know how I was able to do it without cracking up, but I had a good laugh driving him back home.
