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Poll: I believe in some sort of eternal/long-term place of punishment in the afterlife.
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No.
75.76%
25 75.76%
Yes.
9.09%
3 9.09%
It's possible I suppose.
6.06%
2 6.06%
There's one Hell and you're ALL going to BURN IN IT!
9.09%
3 9.09%
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Inventing Hell
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RE: Inventing Hell
Your hell, Ivy, is a world in which bacon exists but turns to ash immediately upon heating, leaving nothing but cold, flaccid, intolerably chewy bacon for you to eat. All beer would be flat, and all spirits would be subjected to homeopathy; that is, it is one part alcohol for a thousand parts of water. The only men around for you to have sex with are unwashed, balding human whales who can't even get around with a Rascal scooter.

Additionally in this hell, Luckie is a nun.
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Messages In This Thread
Inventing Hell - by Cinjin - February 5, 2014 at 8:45 pm
RE: Inventing Hell - by Chad32 - February 5, 2014 at 8:59 pm
RE: Inventing Hell - by Napoléon - February 5, 2014 at 8:59 pm
RE: Inventing Hell - by Fruity - February 5, 2014 at 9:00 pm
RE: Inventing Hell - by Chad32 - February 5, 2014 at 9:01 pm
RE: Inventing Hell - by Cinjin - February 5, 2014 at 9:14 pm
RE: Inventing Hell - by Chad32 - February 5, 2014 at 9:18 pm
RE: Inventing Hell - by My imaginary friend is GOD - February 5, 2014 at 9:19 pm
RE: Inventing Hell - by Chad32 - February 5, 2014 at 9:24 pm
RE: Inventing Hell - by My imaginary friend is GOD - February 5, 2014 at 9:27 pm
RE: Inventing Hell - by Chad32 - February 5, 2014 at 9:28 pm
RE: Inventing Hell - by My imaginary friend is GOD - February 5, 2014 at 9:30 pm
RE: Inventing Hell - by Nine - February 5, 2014 at 9:31 pm
RE: Inventing Hell - by My imaginary friend is GOD - February 5, 2014 at 9:35 pm
RE: Inventing Hell - by Nine - February 5, 2014 at 9:37 pm
RE: Inventing Hell - by My imaginary friend is GOD - February 5, 2014 at 9:39 pm
RE: Inventing Hell - by Chad32 - February 5, 2014 at 9:32 pm
RE: Inventing Hell - by Fruity - February 5, 2014 at 9:41 pm
RE: Inventing Hell - by My imaginary friend is GOD - February 5, 2014 at 9:43 pm
RE: Inventing Hell - by Nine - February 5, 2014 at 9:43 pm
RE: Inventing Hell - by Fruity - February 5, 2014 at 9:45 pm
RE: Inventing Hell - by Nine - February 5, 2014 at 9:52 pm
RE: Inventing Hell - by Chad32 - February 5, 2014 at 9:46 pm
RE: Inventing Hell - by Fruity - February 5, 2014 at 9:50 pm
RE: Inventing Hell - by Chad32 - February 5, 2014 at 9:52 pm
RE: Inventing Hell - by Nine - February 5, 2014 at 9:59 pm
RE: Inventing Hell - by Fruity - February 5, 2014 at 10:32 pm
RE: Inventing Hell - by Chad32 - February 5, 2014 at 10:46 pm
RE: Inventing Hell - by Fruity - February 5, 2014 at 11:02 pm
RE: Inventing Hell - by Chad32 - February 5, 2014 at 11:06 pm
RE: Inventing Hell - by Fruity - February 5, 2014 at 11:14 pm
RE: Inventing Hell - by Napoléon - February 5, 2014 at 11:08 pm
RE: Inventing Hell - by Chad32 - February 5, 2014 at 11:09 pm
RE: Inventing Hell - by Chad32 - February 5, 2014 at 11:21 pm
RE: Inventing Hell - by Fruity - February 5, 2014 at 11:25 pm
RE: Inventing Hell - by Creed of Heresy - February 9, 2014 at 1:45 am
RE: Inventing Hell - by Fruity - February 9, 2014 at 2:00 am
RE: Inventing Hell - by max-greece - February 9, 2014 at 3:19 am
RE: Inventing Hell - by Fruity - February 9, 2014 at 3:54 am
RE: Inventing Hell - by max-greece - February 9, 2014 at 4:50 am
RE: Inventing Hell - by Fruity - February 9, 2014 at 4:55 am
RE: Inventing Hell - by KichigaiNeko - February 9, 2014 at 6:06 am
RE: Inventing Hell - by LastPoet - February 9, 2014 at 9:34 am
RE: Inventing Hell - by Creed of Heresy - February 9, 2014 at 1:36 pm
RE: Inventing Hell - by Jacob(smooth) - February 10, 2014 at 8:54 am
RE: Inventing Hell - by Creed of Heresy - February 10, 2014 at 11:14 pm
RE: Inventing Hell - by Fruity - February 10, 2014 at 3:52 pm
RE: Inventing Hell - by Jacob(smooth) - February 10, 2014 at 4:03 pm
RE: Inventing Hell - by Jackalope - February 10, 2014 at 4:32 pm
RE: Inventing Hell - by Jacob(smooth) - February 10, 2014 at 4:36 pm
RE: Inventing Hell - by Tonus - February 10, 2014 at 4:36 pm
RE: Inventing Hell - by Jackalope - February 10, 2014 at 5:50 pm
RE: Inventing Hell - by JuliaL - February 10, 2014 at 8:41 pm
RE: Inventing Hell - by Fruity - February 10, 2014 at 9:42 pm
RE: Inventing Hell - by JuliaL - February 10, 2014 at 10:10 pm
RE: Inventing Hell - by Marsellus Wallace - March 4, 2014 at 2:23 am
RE: Inventing Hell - by Whateverist - March 4, 2014 at 3:06 am
RE: Inventing Hell - by MysticKnight - March 9, 2014 at 4:49 pm



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