I've seen (heard?) a xtian caller on TAE who said, with very little prompting and zero irony, that if xtians today behaved like their biblical counterparts, they'd all be locked up.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'