Atheism Destroyed By Fire (Of Proof) I

[Jackalope]

But what if you wake up and Atheism is just GONE!?

Atheism is pretty big; that proof fire will probably need to burn for quite a while. We've got time.

In fact, if we get an obfuscation bucket chain going, we might be able to douse the flames with some nice, cooling rhetoric.

Or we could just use the rationality dump truck and pile on some logic sand to suffocate the fire.

As if I didn't already know we were just gonna use our mockery flood.

It seems so far that none of that will be necessary. There's not even a hint of smoke yet, just our esteemed friend furiously rubbing two damp sticks together.