I like Balaam's talking ass, myself; maybe his full name was Balaam Le Pétomane?
Also that bit in Matthew 21, mistranslated from Mark 11, when JC puts on a circus act for the crowd by entering Jerusalem on a donkey and a colt simultaneously. Unintentional comedy is often the best.
Also that bit in Matthew 21, mistranslated from Mark 11, when JC puts on a circus act for the crowd by entering Jerusalem on a donkey and a colt simultaneously. Unintentional comedy is often the best.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
