Fact: the FSM is a sentient mass of pasta.
Fact the second: God is not that.
Fact the third: living pasta-golems are more interesting than bearded imaginary dudes.
Conclusion: the FSM is a more interesting deity than god, and therefore his religion is more interesting.
Punchy enough for ya?
Fact the second: God is not that.
Fact the third: living pasta-golems are more interesting than bearded imaginary dudes.
Conclusion: the FSM is a more interesting deity than god, and therefore his religion is more interesting.
Punchy enough for ya?

"YOU take the hard look in the mirror. You are everything that is wrong with this world. The only thing important to you, is you." - ronedee
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