Ill pretend to be a religious person

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Sure. All you have to do is read your silly book.

Matthew 27:46

About the ninth hour Jesus cried out in a loud voice, "Eloi, Eloi, lama sabachthani?" - which means, "My God, my God, why have you forsaken me?"

Mark 15:34

And at the ninth hour Jesus cried out in a loud voice, "Eloi, Eloi, lama sabachthani?" - which means, "My God, my God, why have you forsaken me?"

Luke 23:46

Jesus called out with a loud voice, "Father, into your hands I commit my spirit." When he had said this, he breathed his last.

John 19:30

When he had received the drink, Jesus said, "It is finished." With that, he bowed his head and gave up his spirit.

Regular little chatterbox but there cannot be THREE last words and then he drops dead. Something is fucked up.

Same goes for the empty tomb horseshit. Different people show up and see different things and report (or not) what they saw to different people. Pure fiction.

All you have to do is read your silly books without your holy blinders on.