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Ill pretend to be a religious person
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RE: Ill pretend to be a religious person
(March 25, 2010 at 12:11 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Sure. All you have to do is read your silly book.

Quote:Matthew 27:46

About the ninth hour Jesus cried out in a loud voice, "Eloi, Eloi, lama sabachthani?" - which means, "My God, my God, why have you forsaken me?"

Mark 15:34

And at the ninth hour Jesus cried out in a loud voice, "Eloi, Eloi, lama sabachthani?" - which means, "My God, my God, why have you forsaken me?"

Luke 23:46

Jesus called out with a loud voice, "Father, into your hands I commit my spirit." When he had said this, he breathed his last.

John 19:30

When he had received the drink, Jesus said, "It is finished." With that, he bowed his head and gave up his spirit.


Regular little chatterbox but there cannot be THREE last words and then he drops dead. Something is fucked up.

Same goes for the empty tomb horseshit. Different people show up and see different things and report (or not) what they saw to different people. Pure fiction.

All you have to do is read your silly books without your holy blinders on.

The first two verses are never said to be at his time of death precisely, so they are not relevant. Also, the two other say pretty much the same thing, that he accepts that his time on earth is over.

(athiest talking)
I think Jesus was probably a guru that actually thought he was the son of God and thought he would be saved on the Cross, which is why he cried out "why have you forsaken me".
And he didnt resurect, imo his disciples probably snatched his body during the night and someone else said he was Jesus, explaining why none of the Apostles recognized him at first.
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Ill pretend to be a religious person - by Rwandrall - March 24, 2010 at 6:23 pm
RE: Ill pretend to be a religious person - by Minimalist - March 24, 2010 at 6:36 pm
RE: Ill pretend to be a religious person - by Rwandrall - March 24, 2010 at 7:14 pm
RE: Ill pretend to be a religious person - by Ace Otana - March 24, 2010 at 7:29 pm
RE: Ill pretend to be a religious person - by fr0d0 - March 24, 2010 at 6:38 pm
RE: Ill pretend to be a religious person - by Ace Otana - March 24, 2010 at 6:48 pm
RE: Ill pretend to be a religious person - by tackattack - March 24, 2010 at 7:05 pm
RE: Ill pretend to be a religious person - by Minimalist - March 24, 2010 at 7:28 pm
RE: Ill pretend to be a religious person - by fr0d0 - March 24, 2010 at 7:32 pm
RE: Ill pretend to be a religious person - by tackattack - March 24, 2010 at 7:38 pm
RE: Ill pretend to be a religious person - by Violet - March 24, 2010 at 9:05 pm
RE: Ill pretend to be a religious person - by RedFish - March 24, 2010 at 9:16 pm
RE: Ill pretend to be a religious person - by Ace Otana - March 24, 2010 at 9:41 pm
RE: Ill pretend to be a religious person - by Violet - March 24, 2010 at 9:25 pm
RE: Ill pretend to be a religious person - by Minimalist - March 24, 2010 at 10:29 pm
RE: Ill pretend to be a religious person - by Rwandrall - March 25, 2010 at 3:55 am
RE: Ill pretend to be a religious person - by tackattack - March 25, 2010 at 4:26 am
RE: Ill pretend to be a religious person - by Violet - March 25, 2010 at 4:59 am
RE: Ill pretend to be a religious person - by tavarish - March 25, 2010 at 9:19 am
RE: Ill pretend to be a religious person - by Rwandrall - March 25, 2010 at 11:37 am
RE: Ill pretend to be a religious person - by Minimalist - March 25, 2010 at 10:55 am
RE: Ill pretend to be a religious person - by Minimalist - March 25, 2010 at 12:11 pm
RE: Ill pretend to be a religious person - by Rwandrall - March 25, 2010 at 2:37 pm
RE: Ill pretend to be a religious person - by Minimalist - March 25, 2010 at 5:14 pm
RE: Ill pretend to be a religious person - by Rwandrall - March 25, 2010 at 5:26 pm
RE: Ill pretend to be a religious person - by Minimalist - March 25, 2010 at 6:16 pm
RE: Ill pretend to be a religious person - by padraic - March 25, 2010 at 9:46 pm
RE: Ill pretend to be a religious person - by Minimalist - March 25, 2010 at 10:46 pm
RE: Ill pretend to be a religious person - by Rwandrall - March 26, 2010 at 8:39 am
RE: Ill pretend to be a religious person - by Minimalist - March 26, 2010 at 12:03 pm
RE: Ill pretend to be a religious person - by Rwandrall - March 26, 2010 at 3:08 pm
RE: Ill pretend to be a religious person - by Minimalist - March 26, 2010 at 4:30 pm
RE: Ill pretend to be a religious person - by Rwandrall - March 27, 2010 at 7:36 am
RE: Ill pretend to be a religious person - by tavarish - March 29, 2010 at 9:05 am
RE: Ill pretend to be a religious person - by fr0d0 - March 26, 2010 at 5:14 pm
RE: Ill pretend to be a religious person - by Minimalist - March 26, 2010 at 5:31 pm
RE: Ill pretend to be a religious person - by Minimalist - March 27, 2010 at 2:39 pm
RE: Ill pretend to be a religious person - by RedFish - March 27, 2010 at 4:15 pm
RE: Ill pretend to be a religious person - by Rwandrall - March 27, 2010 at 6:35 pm
RE: Ill pretend to be a religious person - by fr0d0 - March 27, 2010 at 3:57 pm
RE: Ill pretend to be a religious person - by Minimalist - March 27, 2010 at 7:05 pm
RE: Ill pretend to be a religious person - by Minimalist - March 27, 2010 at 8:44 pm
RE: Ill pretend to be a religious person - by padraic - March 28, 2010 at 6:34 pm
RE: Ill pretend to be a religious person - by RedFish - March 28, 2010 at 6:56 pm
RE: Ill pretend to be a religious person - by RedFish - March 29, 2010 at 9:33 am

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