Ok I admit it

[The Valkyrie]

And the same applies to your deity.

The mental gymnastics you're doing here are amazing.

If you heard how my parents spoke of God, you'd believe it to.

No, I wouldn't. Don't presume to speak for me, it's not something you're qualified to do.

Many of my family, including my mother, are extremely religious.

I grew out of religion in my early teens.