I'll probably set a record for the number of times I'll ask this in my life, but why do religious types always have to tell us they intend to pray? When I submit stuff to FSTDT, for example, I don't need to brag about it in order to make the magic work; it just happens. Can't their god do anything for itself?
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At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
