I need a volunteer

[Little Rik]

Hello Enrico. How are you on this fine evening?

Where is this fine evening of yours?
All the best anyway.

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Here we are.
All you can do is misquoting me and vandalize my posts once again.

Ricky, your posts come pre-vandalised.

I have to apologize to you Stimbo.
I never thought that you would get any sense of humor.
I always imagine you like a pistolero in the far west.
All dressed in black with your colt always ready to shoot.
You remind me Lee Van Cleef in the spaghetti western.
But now that i know that you are a little bit human i will have to reconsider all my dealing with you.