Where are all the pigeons?

[NoraBrimstone]

You lucky cunt.
I'm jealous. There are millions of the vermin here in London. They shit all over the place, it's disgusting. The only good thing about them is how I feel when I see someone kick one.
At work we used to have a Hawk that would come in a few mornings a week and kill a few, and it would scare some away. But the Hawk went mental one day, so we stopped using it.

LOL , how could a hawk go mental ?

They brought it in one morning to do it's thing at around 6am. It flew up into the roof space and wouldn't come back down again. This poor bloke spent a whole day trying to get it to come down. He was walking around the station following it, throwing a dead chick up to try and coax it down. When I left work at 9pm he was still at it. It was funny that most people didn't know what was going on, and just saw a guy repeatedly throwing a dead chick right up to the roof and have it come down and land with a little "splat".