If I met Jesus:
"So - you Jesus?"
"Yes"
"Just healed that leper?"
"That was me."
"What about the rest of them then? You just going to do the one? Thought you were the son of God. How about doing a real miracle - you know - something actually fucking useful that brings widespread benefit instead of handing out miracles to individuals like they're costing you something. Right now you're running a distant second to David Copperfield, frankly, and I ain't worshipping his ass either!"
"So - you Jesus?"
"Yes"
"Just healed that leper?"
"That was me."
"What about the rest of them then? You just going to do the one? Thought you were the son of God. How about doing a real miracle - you know - something actually fucking useful that brings widespread benefit instead of handing out miracles to individuals like they're costing you something. Right now you're running a distant second to David Copperfield, frankly, and I ain't worshipping his ass either!"
Kuusi palaa, ja on viimeinen kerta kun annan vaimoni laittaa jouluvalot!