(March 10, 2014 at 8:26 am)Bad Writer Wrote: Anyone seen Ken Ham lately? I swear there's some interbreeding with Neanderthals at some point in his family history. (I'd post a photo of him, but I can't be arsed to do so from my mobile.)
“You ever noticed how people who believe in Creationism look really unevolved? You ever noticed that? Eyes real close together, eyebrow ridges, big furry hands and feet. "I believe God created me in one day!" Yeah, looks like He rushed it.”
-- Bill Hicks
And my stomach thanks you for not posting a picture of the odious Ham.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'