Happy hypocrite day!!

[Rev. Rye]

Today is the day when all of the Christian hypocrites put on their best monkey suits and dresses to acknowledge the day their mythical messiah rose from the dead. Catholics go to mass and take their bread and wine and leave their sins at the altar. When they leave they go home and fuck the neighbors wife or husband, drink themselves to oblivion, and call it a day. They are not concerned about damnation because they are covered for the week. Next week they go back to church and repeat their ritual ad infinitum till the day they die to be with their imaginary lord.

Well, my mother is one of those twice-a-year Christians, and if not for the fact that she slept in, she would have gone to church today, and, if so, would have certainly dragged me along. On the other hand, I got Psycho, The Searchers, The Killer and Heathers, in addition to $50 in Borders gift cards and the requisite peeps and chocolate Bunnies in my Easter Basket today, so I'm not really complaining.