(March 17, 2014 at 6:48 pm)futilethewinds Wrote:(March 17, 2014 at 6:46 pm)Thunder Cunt Wrote: I'll pray that you find Her! have you ever broken a hymen?I don't think so. Except maybe my own. When I was a teenager and improvised several different sex toys from objects in my room.
I know a chick who lost her virginity to Lego blocks . . .

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"