Banned at another atheist forum

[Chas]

Out of the car, longhair!
And, oowee, you're comin' with me,
your local police.

I hear it (and prefer it):

Lou-ise, you're comin' with me, to the local police.

But again, I see other versions out there similar to yours. When I listen to it, I don't know if I'm hearing my version because that's what's there, or because it's too ingrained in my head for me to hear otherwise.

"Louise" doesn't make a lot of sense as there is no other reference to any Louise in the song.

Put on headphones and listen. No, not earbuds - headphones.