Why Christians Attack Evolution

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What proof do you have that the ten improbable events I listed earlier happened by purely naturalistic means?

Well, we have proof that nature exists, and no proof that supernature exists. Occam's Razor dictates that, sans evidence of the supernatural, it is more logical to expect the answer to be from within the natural realm, given that we can at least detect that.

Improbable doesn't mean impossible, and we live in a big big universe, Disc. Given the sheer size of it, those improbable events become far more likely in at least one place in it; it's only your anthropic privilege that makes you think that there's some significance to you being the product of improbable things.