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How Often Do You Masturbate?

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How Often Do You Masturbate?
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RE: How Often Do You Masturbate?
March 20, 2014 at 11:53 pm
(March 20, 2014 at 11:26 pm)Thunder Cunt Wrote: I hope you get to heaven Smile

Hey, you can go off people y'know! Wink

(March 20, 2014 at 11:26 pm)Thunder Cunt Wrote: So when u speak of a second big bang do u know what I mean about it coming a lot quicker than the first?

It depends. Most of the time it's like trying to land a plane in a storm - wrestling with the joystick to keep on course. Often I have to bail out.

But just occasionally, yeah. Then I probably look like the deflated airbag that I feel like.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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How Often Do You Masturbate?

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RE: How Often Do You Masturbate? - by BrokenQuill92 - March 20, 2014 at 4:17 pm
RE: How Often Do You Masturbate? - by thesummerqueen - March 20, 2014 at 4:18 pm
RE: How Often Do You Masturbate? - by paulpablo - March 22, 2014 at 1:11 am
RE: How Often Do You Masturbate? - by *Deidre* - March 20, 2014 at 4:25 pm
RE: How Often Do You Masturbate? - by Cyberman - March 20, 2014 at 6:30 pm
RE: How Often Do You Masturbate? - by rexbeccarox - March 20, 2014 at 4:27 pm
RE: How Often Do You Masturbate? - by *Deidre* - March 20, 2014 at 4:32 pm
RE: How Often Do You Masturbate? - by rexbeccarox - March 20, 2014 at 4:37 pm
RE: How Often Do You Masturbate? - by c172 - March 20, 2014 at 4:30 pm
RE: How Often Do You Masturbate? - by Chad32 - March 20, 2014 at 4:31 pm
RE: How Often Do You Masturbate? - by GirlyMan - March 20, 2014 at 4:37 pm
RE: How Often Do You Masturbate? - by Phatt Matt s - March 22, 2014 at 5:36 pm
RE: How Often Do You Masturbate? - by Phatt Matt s - March 22, 2014 at 11:35 pm
RE: How Often Do You Masturbate? - by BrokenQuill92 - March 22, 2014 at 11:37 pm
RE: How Often Do You Masturbate? - by Phatt Matt s - March 22, 2014 at 11:39 pm
RE: How Often Do You Masturbate? - by BrokenQuill92 - March 22, 2014 at 11:45 pm
RE: How Often Do You Masturbate? - by Phatt Matt s - March 23, 2014 at 12:14 am
RE: How Often Do You Masturbate? - by FlyingNarwhal - March 23, 2014 at 12:24 am
RE: How Often Do You Masturbate? - by BrokenQuill92 - March 23, 2014 at 12:26 am
RE: How Often Do You Masturbate? - by The Valkyrie - March 20, 2014 at 4:45 pm
RE: How Often Do You Masturbate? - by pocaracas - March 20, 2014 at 5:12 pm
RE: How Often Do You Masturbate? - by CapnAwesome - March 20, 2014 at 5:22 pm
RE: How Often Do You Masturbate? - by Phatt Matt s - March 20, 2014 at 5:35 pm
RE: How Often Do You Masturbate? - by Chad32 - March 20, 2014 at 6:10 pm
RE: How Often Do You Masturbate? - by Chad32 - March 20, 2014 at 6:32 pm
RE: How Often Do You Masturbate? - by truthBtold - March 20, 2014 at 5:47 pm
RE: How Often Do You Masturbate? - by *Deidre* - March 20, 2014 at 6:10 pm
RE: How Often Do You Masturbate? - by truthBtold - March 20, 2014 at 6:22 pm
RE: How Often Do You Masturbate? - by *Deidre* - March 20, 2014 at 6:32 pm
RE: How Often Do You Masturbate? - by Rahul - March 20, 2014 at 6:33 pm
RE: How Often Do You Masturbate? - by *Deidre* - March 20, 2014 at 6:40 pm
RE: How Often Do You Masturbate? - by llwynog - March 20, 2014 at 6:47 pm
RE: How Often Do You Masturbate? - by The Valkyrie - March 20, 2014 at 7:00 pm
RE: How Often Do You Masturbate? - by *Deidre* - March 20, 2014 at 7:03 pm
RE: How Often Do You Masturbate? - by Cyberman - March 20, 2014 at 7:09 pm
RE: How Often Do You Masturbate? - by The Valkyrie - March 20, 2014 at 7:23 pm
RE: How Often Do You Masturbate? - by Cyberman - March 20, 2014 at 7:26 pm
RE: How Often Do You Masturbate? - by The Valkyrie - March 20, 2014 at 7:52 pm
RE: How Often Do You Masturbate? - by Rahul - March 20, 2014 at 7:21 pm
RE: How Often Do You Masturbate? - by pocaracas - March 20, 2014 at 7:24 pm
RE: How Often Do You Masturbate? - by llwynog - March 20, 2014 at 7:40 pm
RE: How Often Do You Masturbate? - by Rahul - March 20, 2014 at 7:28 pm
RE: How Often Do You Masturbate? - by *Deidre* - March 20, 2014 at 8:03 pm
RE: How Often Do You Masturbate? - by The Valkyrie - March 20, 2014 at 8:05 pm
RE: How Often Do You Masturbate? - by Rahul - March 20, 2014 at 8:48 pm
RE: How Often Do You Masturbate? - by The Valkyrie - March 20, 2014 at 8:50 pm
RE: How Often Do You Masturbate? - by Assimilate - March 20, 2014 at 7:32 pm
RE: How Often Do You Masturbate? - by Cyberman - March 20, 2014 at 7:53 pm
RE: How Often Do You Masturbate? - by *Deidre* - March 20, 2014 at 8:05 pm
RE: How Often Do You Masturbate? - by The Valkyrie - March 20, 2014 at 8:11 pm
RE: How Often Do You Masturbate? - by Cyberman - March 20, 2014 at 8:24 pm
RE: How Often Do You Masturbate? - by *Deidre* - March 20, 2014 at 8:37 pm
RE: How Often Do You Masturbate? - by Bob Kelso - March 20, 2014 at 8:15 pm
RE: How Often Do You Masturbate? - by SteelCurtain - March 20, 2014 at 8:18 pm
RE: How Often Do You Masturbate? - by Cyberman - March 20, 2014 at 8:40 pm
RE: How Often Do You Masturbate? - by *Deidre* - March 20, 2014 at 8:51 pm
RE: How Often Do You Masturbate? - by Rahul - March 20, 2014 at 8:52 pm
RE: How Often Do You Masturbate? - by *Deidre* - March 20, 2014 at 9:02 pm
RE: How Often Do You Masturbate? - by Cyberman - March 20, 2014 at 9:07 pm
RE: How Often Do You Masturbate? - by Phatt Matt s - March 20, 2014 at 9:11 pm
RE: How Often Do You Masturbate? - by thesummerqueen - March 20, 2014 at 9:28 pm
RE: How Often Do You Masturbate? - by rossrocks88 - March 20, 2014 at 9:28 pm
RE: How Often Do You Masturbate? - by thesummerqueen - March 20, 2014 at 9:29 pm
RE: How Often Do You Masturbate? - by Phatt Matt s - March 20, 2014 at 9:50 pm
RE: How Often Do You Masturbate? - by thesummerqueen - March 20, 2014 at 9:53 pm
RE: How Often Do You Masturbate? - by Phatt Matt s - March 20, 2014 at 9:56 pm
RE: How Often Do You Masturbate? - by *Deidre* - March 20, 2014 at 10:00 pm
RE: How Often Do You Masturbate? - by *Deidre* - March 20, 2014 at 10:12 pm
RE: How Often Do You Masturbate? - by llwynog - March 21, 2014 at 5:32 pm
RE: How Often Do You Masturbate? - by Phatt Matt s - March 20, 2014 at 10:02 pm
RE: How Often Do You Masturbate? - by Phatt Matt s - March 20, 2014 at 10:05 pm
RE: How Often Do You Masturbate? - by thesummerqueen - March 20, 2014 at 10:06 pm
RE: How Often Do You Masturbate? - by The Valkyrie - March 20, 2014 at 10:09 pm
RE: How Often Do You Masturbate? - by Phatt Matt s - March 20, 2014 at 10:11 pm
RE: How Often Do You Masturbate? - by Phatt Matt s - March 20, 2014 at 10:18 pm
RE: How Often Do You Masturbate? - by Cyberman - March 20, 2014 at 10:26 pm
RE: How Often Do You Masturbate? - by The Valkyrie - March 20, 2014 at 10:33 pm
RE: How Often Do You Masturbate? - by Phatt Matt s - March 20, 2014 at 11:26 pm
RE: How Often Do You Masturbate? - by Cyberman - March 20, 2014 at 11:53 pm
RE: How Often Do You Masturbate? - by Phatt Matt s - March 21, 2014 at 12:18 am
RE: How Often Do You Masturbate? - by Cyberman - March 21, 2014 at 12:22 am
RE: How Often Do You Masturbate? - by max-greece - March 21, 2014 at 3:07 am
RE: How Often Do You Masturbate? - by Phatt Matt s - March 21, 2014 at 12:28 am
RE: How Often Do You Masturbate? - by Cyberman - March 21, 2014 at 12:45 am
RE: How Often Do You Masturbate? - by pocaracas - March 21, 2014 at 4:30 am
RE: How Often Do You Masturbate? - by Fruity - March 21, 2014 at 5:26 am
RE: How Often Do You Masturbate? - by Alex K - March 21, 2014 at 5:27 am
RE: How Often Do You Masturbate? - by pocaracas - March 21, 2014 at 5:40 am
RE: How Often Do You Masturbate? - by Alex K - March 21, 2014 at 5:49 am
RE: How Often Do You Masturbate? - by pocaracas - March 21, 2014 at 6:06 am
RE: How Often Do You Masturbate? - by Alex K - March 21, 2014 at 6:25 am
RE: How Often Do You Masturbate? - by pocaracas - March 21, 2014 at 6:55 am
RE: How Often Do You Masturbate? - by Alex K - March 21, 2014 at 7:05 am
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RE: How Often Do You Masturbate? - by Marsellus Wallace - March 21, 2014 at 6:04 am
RE: How Often Do You Masturbate? - by Rahul - March 21, 2014 at 7:20 am
RE: How Often Do You Masturbate? - by thesummerqueen - March 21, 2014 at 8:09 am
RE: How Often Do You Masturbate? - by Doubting Thomas - March 21, 2014 at 9:12 am
RE: How Often Do You Masturbate? - by Phatt Matt s - March 21, 2014 at 9:22 am
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RE: How Often Do You Masturbate? - by Doubting Thomas - March 21, 2014 at 1:31 pm
RE: How Often Do You Masturbate? - by Phatt Matt s - March 21, 2014 at 7:51 pm
RE: How Often Do You Masturbate? - by Phatt Matt s - March 21, 2014 at 9:25 am
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RE: How Often Do You Masturbate? - by *Deidre* - March 21, 2014 at 1:49 pm
RE: How Often Do You Masturbate? - by BrokenQuill92 - March 21, 2014 at 2:04 pm
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RE: How Often Do You Masturbate? - by thesummerqueen - March 21, 2014 at 1:51 pm
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RE: How Often Do You Masturbate? - by Jacob(smooth) - March 21, 2014 at 6:23 pm
RE: How Often Do You Masturbate? - by Phatt Matt s - March 21, 2014 at 10:46 pm
RE: How Often Do You Masturbate? - by Phatt Matt s - March 22, 2014 at 12:53 am
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RE: How Often Do You Masturbate? - by Rahul - March 22, 2014 at 1:25 am
RE: How Often Do You Masturbate? - by thesummerqueen - March 21, 2014 at 11:07 pm
RE: How Often Do You Masturbate? - by Phatt Matt s - March 22, 2014 at 1:04 am
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RE: How Often Do You Masturbate? - by Phatt Matt s - March 22, 2014 at 6:48 am
RE: How Often Do You Masturbate? - by Phatt Matt s - March 22, 2014 at 9:52 am
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RE: How Often Do You Masturbate? - by BrokenQuill92 - March 23, 2014 at 3:55 pm
RE: How Often Do You Masturbate? - by Phatt Matt s - March 23, 2014 at 3:58 pm
RE: How Often Do You Masturbate? - by thesummerqueen - March 23, 2014 at 10:19 pm
RE: How Often Do You Masturbate? - by Rahul - March 23, 2014 at 10:22 pm
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RE: How Often Do You Masturbate? - by *Deidre* - March 23, 2014 at 10:32 pm
RE: How Often Do You Masturbate? - by Rahul - March 23, 2014 at 10:40 pm
RE: How Often Do You Masturbate? - by thesummerqueen - March 23, 2014 at 10:37 pm
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RE: How Often Do You Masturbate? - by *Deidre* - March 23, 2014 at 10:46 pm
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