God's Not Dead movie

[My imaginary friend is GOD]

I remember watching the trailer to it full blast on my speakers to the bewilderment of my neighbors.

You must have like, hoodrat gangsta level speakers, except like, in your house instead of your car. Interesting. I only have the ones built into my laptop. Maybe I should start dealing drugs, so I too, can afford to buy big-ass speakers and annoy the shit out of everyone in the neighborhood.

Or... someone could hire me to work at a FUCKING JOB.

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Tor's to-do list:
1. Retcon a new childhood hero.

Dafuck are you talking about?

It's a joke, because obviously your childhood hero sucks because he is in God's Not Dead willingly, so clearly you need to retcon a new one. Do you not know what the word retcon means? Is that the problem here? Google that shit, bro. Google. That. Shit.

(I had absolutely no reason to repeat myself with more emphasis, but I'm feeling hyper and it just felt right.)