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How Often Do You Masturbate?
Phatt Matt s Offline
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RE: How Often Do You Masturbate?
March 22, 2014 at 5:49 pm (This post was last modified: March 22, 2014 at 6:11 pm by Phatt Matt s.)
(March 22, 2014 at 5:46 pm)FlyingNarwhal Wrote: Usually 1-2 times a day, maybe three if I got the day off. I probably could go more but there are only so many hours in a day. When I was still in middle school and even high school I could go 5 or 6 times a day. My mom made me go to the doctor because she thought I was constipated because I spent so much time locked in the bathroom.

I went through that too only in my case people weren't so naive as to believe it was constipation.
(March 22, 2014 at 5:49 pm)Thunder Cunt Wrote:
(March 22, 2014 at 5:46 pm)FlyingNarwhal Wrote:

I typically masturbate on Fridays and Saturdays because the priest hears confession on Saturday and I want to receive Holy Communion on Sunday!Angel
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