Virgin Mary, Ark of the Covenant

[Anomalocaris]

Well If I strongly believed such things to be true I wouldn't be lukewarm,

You defend yourself as if the degree of mental retardation and out-of-touchness needed for believing it weakly is really all that much less than what would be needed for believing it strongly.

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B) I've got mommy issues with my Biological Mother and need maternal nurturing and bonding

A real mother figure won't mime a virgin.