Origins of the patriarchy

[Darth]

I could tell you, but that's super secret mens business, clearly you need to work your way up the ranks before you get fully initiated into 'the patriarchal society' (not to be confused with 'a patriarchal society', it's a confusing name for our club we know). Look, we have meetings on the 2nd thursday of each month, i'll bring you along as my +1, just don't embarrass me. You shall be expected to grow a dastardly moustache (that's how we keep the women out, see), be adapt at twirling said moustache, learn how to steeple your fingers, and have a deep and booming evil laugh. Giggling and Teehee'ing are automatic grounds for revocation of your man card. Also, you must have a penis. The main item on next month's agenda is 'perpetuating the false consciousness amongst women', naturally the most noble society of the bourgeoisie will be giving a guest lecture given their vast experience in this area, we're big on intersectionality here, so do some research before coming along.