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Did Jesus carry sperm?

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RE: Did Jesus carry sperm?

March 25, 2014 at 8:22 am

(March 25, 2014 at 8:18 am)tor Wrote: I still can't fucking understand why people think jesus is god because seriously why the fuck pick iron age Jerusalem as a landing spot WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY!?
WHYYYY!? This is fucking retarded!

In Jesus Christ Superstar 2000, Judas asks Jesus pretty much why that is, while assuming that he is indeed God.

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Did Jesus carry sperm? - by Mudhammam - March 25, 2014 at 7:42 am

RE: Did Jesus carry sperm? - by tor - March 25, 2014 at 7:44 am

RE: Did Jesus carry sperm? - by My imaginary friend is GOD - March 25, 2014 at 8:01 am

RE: Did Jesus carry sperm? - by Mudhammam - March 25, 2014 at 7:51 am

RE: Did Jesus carry sperm? - by Modler - March 25, 2014 at 10:09 am

RE: Did Jesus carry sperm? - by Heywood - March 25, 2014 at 9:58 pm

RE: Did Jesus carry sperm? - by Minimalist - March 26, 2014 at 12:10 pm

RE: Did Jesus carry sperm? - by Strongbad - March 25, 2014 at 11:20 pm

RE: Did Jesus carry sperm? - by Fidel_Castronaut - March 26, 2014 at 11:26 am

RE: Did Jesus carry sperm? - by SteelCurtain - March 26, 2014 at 11:32 am

RE: Did Jesus carry sperm? - by Faith No More - March 26, 2014 at 12:00 pm

RE: Did Jesus carry sperm? - by No_God - March 25, 2014 at 8:15 am

RE: Did Jesus carry sperm? - by Napoléon - March 25, 2014 at 10:53 am

RE: Did Jesus carry sperm? - by My imaginary friend is GOD - March 25, 2014 at 10:55 am

RE: Did Jesus carry sperm? - by No_God - March 25, 2014 at 11:01 am

RE: Did Jesus carry sperm? - by tor - March 25, 2014 at 8:18 am

RE: Did Jesus carry sperm? - by My imaginary friend is GOD - March 25, 2014 at 8:22 am

RE: Did Jesus carry sperm? - by tor - March 25, 2014 at 8:26 am

RE: Did Jesus carry sperm? - by Fidel_Castronaut - March 25, 2014 at 10:13 am

RE: Did Jesus carry sperm? - by Bob Kelso - March 25, 2014 at 12:14 pm

RE: Did Jesus carry sperm? - by Silver - March 25, 2014 at 10:32 am

RE: Did Jesus carry sperm? - by My imaginary friend is GOD - March 25, 2014 at 10:50 am

RE: Did Jesus carry sperm? - by Napoléon - March 25, 2014 at 10:57 am

RE: Did Jesus carry sperm? - by My imaginary friend is GOD - March 25, 2014 at 11:00 am

RE: Did Jesus carry sperm? - by Napoléon - March 25, 2014 at 11:02 am

RE: Did Jesus carry sperm? - by My imaginary friend is GOD - March 25, 2014 at 11:04 am

RE: Did Jesus carry sperm? - by Whateverist - March 25, 2014 at 11:03 am

RE: Did Jesus carry sperm? - by Chad32 - March 25, 2014 at 11:21 am

RE: Did Jesus carry sperm? - by Minimalist - March 25, 2014 at 11:28 am

RE: Did Jesus carry sperm? - by truthBtold - March 25, 2014 at 11:30 am

RE: Did Jesus carry sperm? - by KUSA - March 25, 2014 at 12:03 pm

RE: Did Jesus carry sperm? - by heathendegenerate - March 25, 2014 at 8:02 pm

RE: Did Jesus carry sperm? - by My imaginary friend is GOD - March 25, 2014 at 8:14 pm

RE: Did Jesus carry sperm? - by The Valkyrie - March 25, 2014 at 8:17 pm

RE: Did Jesus carry sperm? - by Justtristo - March 25, 2014 at 9:49 pm

RE: Did Jesus carry sperm? - by The Valkyrie - March 25, 2014 at 9:51 pm

RE: Did Jesus carry sperm? - by Minimalist - March 25, 2014 at 10:08 pm

RE: Did Jesus carry sperm? - by No_God - March 26, 2014 at 11:39 am

RE: Did Jesus carry sperm? - by Tonus - March 26, 2014 at 1:14 pm

Did Jesus carry sperm? - by Rampant.A.I. - March 26, 2014 at 1:55 pm

RE: Did Jesus carry sperm? - by Tonus - March 26, 2014 at 2:10 pm

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