The dumbest fucking arguments you've ever heard.

[Bad Writer]

Straight from the LDS playbook:

1. "I know The Book of Mormon is true"
2. "I know The Book of Mormon is true"
3. "I know The Book of Mormon is true"

Repeat until The Adversary gives up.

Stump a Mormon missionary and this is what they say before excusing themselves out your door. They're taught to say this ad nauseum from age 3; they actually take time to teach them these and similar words every first Sunday of the month.

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"You may not believe in God, but he believes in you."

What's worse is that they contradict themselves with this statement: "But you already believe in God, whether or not you realize it."