DESTROY NOAH'S ARK

[Fidel_Castronaut]

Actually its either called a liger or a tigron depending on which is the male. There's a slight problem there though - both ligers and tigrons are mules - they cannot breed further - they are infertile.

Nice try.

Oh - and as for the space required for some of the creatures apparently Noah had to take everything with nostrils - so that blue whale must have been a bitch to get on board.

It's still a cat and a mule is still equine. I guess you didn't know they could swim, the blue whale that is.

GC

Having a global flood would have drastically altered sea and air currents. Migrations of animals would also have been drastically affected, as would their food sources.

And your point makes no sense whatsoever. If the aim was to save 2 of every animal, but animals that lived under the sea could obviously just swim their way around instead of getting onto the arc, then how did god ensure that only two survived? Or did all the sea creatures survive?

And what the fuck did god have against the animals? If it was humans that had been baddies, then why the fuck did he cull everything else as well? What about the trees? Did he save 2 of every species of tree and plant as well?

Shit, why am I even asking serious questions about something so obviously retarded? The only fun thing about talking about this crappy topic is watching people who honestly believe the flood happened (and I still can't quite believe there are people out there who do) twist themselves in knots trying to get themselves out of the inevitable dead ends this illogical and absurd story inevitably leads them down.