(March 27, 2014 at 4:56 pm)My imaginary friend is GOD Wrote: *grumbles* I am SO FUCKING HORNY right now. I have never been SO FUCKING HORNY before. *grumbles again*
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Where's Losty when you need her?

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"