How do you let someone know you like them?

[smax]

First of all, lie or exaggerate about what you do and how much you make. Chicks love a guy with an impressive position that makes a wad load of cash.

Secondly, make up a lot of stories about all the impressive things you've done in life: captain of the football team, set a few records in highschool, and you were really fucking popular. Just be careful not to make claims that are easily discredited, like best selling author, town mayor, etc., etc.

Lastly, pay a few decent looking prostitutes to pretend they are normal every day chicks that happen to be absolutely obsessed with you. Tell them to show up and make desperate advances toward you at various places that you know you and your intended courtship will be at together.

This is hardly the formula for a long lasting relationship, as the true you is sure to eventually be discovered, but it will be a ton of fun while it lasts, and you'll be free to start all over again when it's over.

Good luck, dude.