GOD IS NOT DEAD

[Cinjin]

Dear Atheist Friends,
I went and saw the movie, "God Is Not Dead." I would like to encourage you to go see it. In fact, I am willing to pay for the price of your movie ticket as well as a guest who is willing to come with you.

I can't go out of pocket on this thing. I would need the following amount of money:

I will need gas money for driving from my house to the theater and any other stops: $18 US
I will be needing dinner before the movie: $45 US
Cost of two movie tickets near my house: $21 US
I will require a couple beverages to wash out the taste of my own vomit as I watch this gross propaganda: $15 US
I will need to cover the cost of DryCleaning said vomit out of clothing: $35 US
After the movie I will likely need cocktails to help me cope with the stupidity found in this movie: $32 US
I will need enough for postage to send you two tickets to a movie of my choosing: $0.42 US


$166.42 should cover it. Feel free to send me a check as soon as you have the funds and I'll be happy to see your little movie.

I accept PayPal.