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What Do You Believe Will Happen To You Once You Die?

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What Do You Believe Will Happen To You Once You Die?
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RE: What Do You Believe Will Happen To You Once You Die?
April 14, 2014 at 7:42 am
(April 13, 2014 at 3:47 pm)Revelation777 Wrote: Just curious what atheists and agnostics believe happen. Thank you ahead of time for your responses. Smile
I believe that when I die, I will go to heaven. There, little cherubs will coat my erect member in glue and iron filings. Then they will rub your anuss ring with salt and oil, and I will enter it, for all eternity.






























































































































































































































































































































































































































































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RE: What Do You Believe Will Happen To You Once You Die? - by sven - April 14, 2014 at 7:42 am

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