Ok this one also involves gas lol
I was in Washington DC for a get together and I was in the bathroom peeing.... I was just minding my own business when I noticed the girl in the stall next to me had on these really cute heels so I said something like "Your heels are so cute" and while being distracted by the shoes ....BOOM the gigantic fart that I had been holding in all night just escapes my ass. The toilet amplified it too.
I stayed in the stall until she left the bathroom so she didn't see my face.
I was in Washington DC for a get together and I was in the bathroom peeing.... I was just minding my own business when I noticed the girl in the stall next to me had on these really cute heels so I said something like "Your heels are so cute" and while being distracted by the shoes ....BOOM the gigantic fart that I had been holding in all night just escapes my ass. The toilet amplified it too.
I stayed in the stall until she left the bathroom so she didn't see my face.