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What Do You Believe Will Happen To You Once You Die?

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What Do You Believe Will Happen To You Once You Die?
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RE: What Do You Believe Will Happen To You Once You Die?
April 15, 2014 at 8:58 am
(April 13, 2014 at 3:47 pm)Revelation777 Wrote: Just curious what atheists and agnostics believe happen. Thank you ahead of time for your responses. Smile

I believe that all of our souls will get caught in a gigantic, cosmic colander. The souls that don't have enough substance will slip through the holes and rinse down the drain with the other weak souls and a bunch of near-boiling water. The good souls that remain will be put back in the pot, and mixed with sauce and meat balls. From there, we will become one with His Noodlyness.



That, or my bodily functions will cease, as will my ability to care about the issue, since I'll be dead.
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RE: What Do You Believe Will Happen To You Once You Die? - by RobbyPants - April 15, 2014 at 8:58 am

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