Who throws the dice for you?

[Anomalocaris]

I've emboldened the conclusion which you've included in the premise.

"If God exists" is not a conclusion. "If" is a conditional statement. You are conflating a condition with a conclusion. The conclusion or declaration that "God exists" is not contained with in any premises.

Sorry Ben but you get an F here.

Don't be a weasle. "god exsist" is the one and only conclusion towards which you've striven through this deceitful little construction that so happen to have "if" at the beginning.